Sunday, July 22, 2018

CHERRY PIE SABOTAGE: a cozy culinary mystery by Apryl


CHERRY PIE SABOTAGE
Characters:
Janelle Parker, a writer for a prestigious food magazine
Gabriel Lachance, the magazine Editor
Sarah Smalls, writer
Rebekah Lawrence, Janelle’s best friend
Location: Paris, Texas
Janelle was going to write an article about a local bake off when she encounters one of her old best friends, who had become famous.  Now she has disappeared.  Can Janelle find her before the bake-off starts?
Janelle Parker starts off her day at her magazine business.  She gets a little bit tired of all the noise and heads home.  There she cools off and thinks about all the wonderful times she has had with her friends.  Then she eats dinner and goes to bed. 
Most of the story is about mundane, day to day activities until she goes on vacation to the bake-off where she encounters strange characters such as Jasper Justerpen, who has wild hair and bulging eyes and seems to think there is something sinister going on at the bake-off.
Then she meets Melissa Wright, a southern bell who has beautiful red hair and a neck like a swan’s and she is making a wedding cake for the bake-off.  Her entire family is there including her cousins.  She doesn’t seem suspicious at all.
There are other characters she meets that doesn’t seem to impress her until she sees her old friend, Carrie Sheldeon, who says something brisk to her and wanders off.  They used to be really close.  Janelle brushes this aside and turns her attention on her writing because she’s been mingling with the crowd instead of writing. 
Strange things begin to happen.  Someone’s crème bruele catches fire.  Then a tart winds up missing.  Then someone’s barbecue sauce is too spicy for the judges.  Who is doing all these things?
Janelle decides to spruce up her character and becomes a detective.  She wanders around the bake-off, looking for clues, and finally deduces someone is after Carrie.  Carrie is the most important figure at the bake-off.  She is also secretly one of the judges.  Janelle pulls her aside to have a heart to heart and realizes the culprit is none-other than the paparazzi, who sabotaged other people’s cooking so the headlines would make the front page on the Enquire. 


            1
            “Oh, drat,” Janelle Parker muttered, shaking her head. 
            Her paper was fluttering toward the window.  She reached up and grabbed it. 
            Janelle Parker drank a sip of her Diet Pepsi and placed it on the desk. 
“Oh, drat!” she complained.  She had spilled her pop.  She mopped it up with a piece of paper towel. 
She drummed her fingertips on the desk, thinking about the article she was supposedly supposed to write.  She stared out the window.  Sighed.  She wasn’t getting anywhere.  She might as well go home. 
She rose to her feet, making the swiveling chair swish, and grabbed her bag.  She started to head for the door. 
            Her boss, Mr. Lachance, stopped her in the hallway.  “Where are you going?” he demanded in a gruff voice, even though his mind wasn’t on her.  He was thinking about numbers.  And his wife.  And a whole lot of other things, too. 
            “Home,” she explained, her voice trembling.  She straightened her shoulders firmly and shook her head.  “I’m sorry, Mr. Lachance, but I can’t think about writing in this office.  It’s where…” she stopped and swallowed hard.  She couldn’t finish the sentence.  She waved goodbye and headed out the door.  He shrugged and returned to his labors. 
            She fished her keys out of her bag and went to her car, a red Porsche.  She hopped into it and drove off.  She thought she looked hot, with blonde, bouncy curls and she had just gotten a mud bath the day before.  She wore a pretty red dress.  She pulled in her driveway and rushed up the stairs to her apartment, eager to get home.  It was a high-scale, one bedroom apartment that her daddy paid for with his millions, and it had two bedrooms and a kitchenette.  She didn’t like cooking, but the rent didn’t come with a maid, phooie.  She sighed and kicked off her shoes and sat down on the couch.  Her toes ached.  It took so much pressure to be pretty and popular and she didn’t like it at all but she did it because it made her feel special and important. 
She was ecstatic that her next article was going to be on the front page of Enquire Magazine, that she didn’t know what else to think about besides that.  She thought of little else that entire day.  She was daydreaming.  She couldn’t help it. 
            Janelle pushed herself off the couch with her fists and went over to the kitchen.  She began to get her dinner together, chicken and asparagus with a yummy wine sauce.  It was something she had made up a long time ago, back when she was still a freshman in college.  She fried up the chicken and the asparagus together and poured the sauce over it.  Then she put everything on a plate and sat down to dinner.  She sighed.  Some people might think she was lonely, but she wasn’t.  She was just stressed.  That was it.  Yeah, stress.    
            She had her precious car and her tv and her piles of books she wanted to read.  She had everything she could ever want, including a loving family.  The bake-off was going to be amazing.  She had read in her magazine’s newsletter that a well-known celebrity was going to show up and she wondered who it could be.  She felt a tingle of excitement run along her spine.  She was happy.  Sometimes she felt left out of her friend’s lives, as if they didn’t care about her at all, but she could always find something to do and wait for them to show up in her life again.  She talked to countless people on facebook. 
            She dug into her food then washed off her plate and took a shower and went to bed.  She was going to have to drive all the way to Tulsa to pick up some much needed groceries and maybe browse around for some books tomorrow. 
She loved books. 
They were the closest thing she had to friends right now because everyone was busy.
She hardly ever watched any tv because everything was boring and once she had been on the local news when she was a child and that hadn’t been too exciting in the least.  She wanted adventure.  She wanted excitement.  She wanted money and lots of it. 
            Janelle pulled her covers up to her chin and stared out the window at the moonlit night.  It was very peaceful.  Even though Paris, Texas, was a very busy town, it was peaceful at night, just the way she liked it.
            She drowsily went to sleep, thinking about what she was going to write for her article in the Enquire....



2
            Mr. Lachance didn’t speak to her all afternoon.  He finally cornered her in her office.  “What was that yesterday?” he barked at her, his nostrils flaring.  Janelle studied his face.  He was a good-looking, older man in his mid-fifties and had snowy white hair and had a few whiskers coming out of his nose.  Janelle didn’t mind that, though.  She wasn’t prejudiced. 
            “I’m sorry about that,” she apologized, biting her lip.  “I was just upset about something.  The article and all.  I don’t know who I’m going to meet at the bake-off, and I started to worry about it...” she shook her head and trailed off. 
She was relatively outgoing, but when she met local celebrities, she was unsure of herself.  Very unsure of herself.  She didn’t know how to deal with all the pressure. 
            Mr. Lachance patted her shoulder reassuringly.  “I understand,” he said soothingly.  “It’s hard to be around a lot of people.  I hate people myself.  That’s why I became an Editor, so I won’t have to talk to people.  Most people don’t want to deal with Editors, I’ve found.”  He let out a bark of laughter, it was bitter laughter, she thought, one from a man who had seen too much in his life and was dealing with a lot of pain. 
Janelle tried to hold his sentiment, but she couldn’t.  He still didn’t understand how difficult it was for her to participate in everyday life where people were concerned.  Alone, she was fine, but being around other people was a whole different story.  She nodded instead, hoping he would go away so she could be alone with her thoughts. 
            “Thank you,” she said sincerely.  “I appreciate it.  If you would like, I can get to work now.  I have to do the article on the wedding cake right now, so...” she gestured to her desk.  Maybe he would take the hint and fuck off.  That would be the best thing for him to do. 
            He looked startled then laughed a little.  “You were always one to do your work first instead of chatting,” he told her.  “Keep up the good work, Jan.  You’re one of the best writers we have here.”  With a nod and a wave, he exited her petite little office that overlooked acres and acres of land.  She was getting hungry now. 
Her tomato bisque was waiting in the magazine business’s kitchen.

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