This is the woman
that gave birth to me
who fed me a bottle at
one years old
trying hard not to jump
off the bridge
every time I cried
every time I wanted something
"More!" I said. "More!"
The child is endangered,
the child got a scrape and bruise,
she was going to get abducted,
she wanted to have a princess party.
Then the lady/woman doctor tells me the
baby is going to have a big head,
that she needs a special kind of
that she will not talk or sing.
"No!" I says, and then I proceed
to jump off a cliff
just so my baby can live,
and have a great life,
and be the next president or king
of the world.