THE RAIN MACHINE by
Apryl Fox
It was in the year 2156 that mankind invented the rain
machine.
It started out as nothing more than a joke. Inventor James Smith was watching television
in the living room of his apartment. He
was thinking to himself how horrible the news was and what wicked people lived
on the planet. Suddenly, it grew dark. Clouds spilled out over the world. Rain thrashed at the windows and pounded on
the glass. His front door rattled. He hadn’t had time to batten down the
hatches, because he was trying to earn money to buy a moped, and was thinking
of something new to invent, like cereal boxes-well, cereal boxes had been
invented a long time ago, but he didn’t think anyone would know the difference,
because, well, it was a long time ago and no one could remember back that far.
James
loved mopeds. He pictured himself cruising
down the street in one of them, but he also needed the money for his coal
supply and food.
James
didn’t have a car because he felt he didn’t need one. Cars were for wussies, and they polluted the
environment, besides.
“What horrible, wicked creatures humans are!” he fumed to
himself. “I wish I could do something
about them!” He thought, “I don’t think
we even need half these shows on television!
Tv should be for meteorology only!”
He was about to turn off the television. A brilliant idea popped into his brain.
He thought, “I want to invent a television that only
records the weather! That’ll teach
people to watch violent things on tv!”
He scurried down to his basement as the rain and
lightning flashed. And, the clouds-they
were thick, and black, and angry. Steam
rose up from the blacktop of the street in front of his house. The sky was dark as night even though it was
pretty much daytime, still.
James took out his tools and spread them on a table. Then he took out one of his old televisions-a
flatscreen he bought from a thrift store some odd years ago-and started banging
on it with a hammer. Nothing
happened. He frowned, scratched his
head, and tried again. Nothing happened,
still. Maybe the rain was making him
think harder than he had to. He wasn’t
sure. His stomach growled. He ran upstairs and started taking food out
of the refrigerator. He had bread,
salami, and sandwich spread. He made
himself a sandwich. The rain slowed down
some; the clouds dissipated and the sun shone brightly through the windows.
He forgot about his invention and went upstairs to bed.
That night, he had a dream.
He dreamt he was flying through the sky on a dragon. His name was Sarvich. He had brown scales and a long tongue and he
called James “Sir.” That made him feel
nice and happy inside. He woke up the
next morning, and the dream ended, but he remembered his invention and returned
to work again.
That afternoon, he went for a walk through the
forest. The trees were much darker than
the ones that lived on the planet over a thousand years ago, back when things
were a simpler time. He watched old
television shows on his flatscreen tv many a-times. He stopped and smelled the flowers-tulips and
roses and wildflowers, that tickled his nose and made him sneeze. He came to a small waterfall and splashed his
feet in the small whirlpool that foamed and fizzed and spouted different
colors. He looked up. A dragon, exactly like the one from his
dream, stood there.
“Why, hello!” the dragon exclaimed in surprise. “Whatever are you doing here?”
“I’m taking a walk, but, you see, I stopped to
rest.” James laughed, because the water
was tickling his feet. It was a nice
feeling. He didn’t want it to end.
“Why, you’re in my dream!” the dragon said. “I wish you’d get out.”
“I don’t know how,” he replied. He thought for a minute, then said, “What
would you like to happen in your dream?”
“I want you to build me something, James,” the dragon
said.
“What do you want me to build?” James asked in a curious
voice.
“A machine.”
“What kind of machine?”
“A machine that tells us when it is going to rain,” the
dragon explained. “A rain machine.” The dragon smiled. He had rows of sharp, white teeth in a
grinning face.
“We already have that,” James explained patiently. “It is called the National Weather
Service. It is a giant balloon that
encompasses the planet and tells us when it is going to rain.” He smiled, pleased that he knew about such
things.
“No, no, no!” the dragon exclaimed. “I want you to make a machine that actually
tells us the second it is going to rain!
The very second, and not a moment too soon!”
“All right,” James promised. “I will.”
He walked slowly home, thinking about what the dragon had
said. It didn’t occur to him that
dragons shouldn’t exist, that they shouldn’t talk, or know anything about such
things as rain machines that didn’t even exist.
James made a nice pot of stew for dinner. It smelled nice. He thought about his invention while he ate
his dinner. It had been nice all day and
he hoped it would stay that way because he needed to think about how he was
going to build his machine.
He went down into the basement the very next day and
gathered his supplies. He took out the
flatscreen tv he had been working on, and took out a fresh sheet of paper and
began to build a design for his rain machine.
Nineteen days and nights passed, and he worked and worked. He hired a maid to clean his house so he
wouldn’t be disturbed. She brought down
his dinner every evening, and every morning, she woke him out of a sound
sleep. He didn’t have an alarm clock
because he had taken the parts out of it the week before to help build his
machine. At long last it was
finished. He put down his screwdriver
and admired his handiwork. The machine
was splendid. It was a tall, metal thing
with interwoven pieces. There was a
radio attached at the end.
“At last!” he exclaimed.
“My work is complete!” He smiled,
and, with a flourish, turned on the machine.
It hummed and churned, talking to itself as it wove to life. It shuddered once, and died.
“Drat! Something’s
wrong with it!” He kicked the machine
with his foot. Ow. That hurt.
Jumping up and down, and thinking while he was jumping, he realized he
was going to have to tinker with it some more.
The next day, he went to the store and bought more nails
and bolts and a battery. He gathered
everything in his arms and took it home, then pulled the rain machine from
behind the furnace and began to hammer it.
He inserted the battery. With a
hum and a whimper, it spluttered to life.
“It’s working!” he screamed. “It’s working!” He jumped up and down, banging his foot one
more time. The basement grew dark, and
he looked up in surprise. It was going
to storm. He went upstairs and out the
front door, to wait for the rain to come.
The clouds became thick and menacing, but nothing happened. He waited some more.
Still no rain, but a nice, cool breeze brushed across his
face. He winced. Nothing was going right at all. He wanted so badly to invent the rain
machine, and to be able to buy a moped, but it looked like that was not going
to happen for a very long time. Or maybe
not at all.
Then, suddenly, a quick lightening flashed in the sky,
and thunder smacked against the clouds, shaking the ground in which he
stood. The entire world opened, and the
rain flooded the land, the rain that was plentiful and good.
James swelled inside.
He had done it. He
had invented a rain machine.
Now, he could sell it to a computer company, and buy a
moped.
He skipped back inside, slamming the door behind him.
THE END.